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A dreadful shriek rang through the woods
That’ll be the nun again
What is it now ? Enquired the faun
The nun had caught a look
The Early Mammal in her book
It was l
Was half way through Leviticus
Had only done this while she’d napped
She’d woken up - they’’d overlapped
And the nun was not impressed
To see a rodent in her vest
And being that she was in shock
She’d hit it with a rock
Oh dear - the faun - a problem here
The Mammal is her ancestor
Lets hope for her sake it revives
Or else that rock has changed our lives
The archeopteryx - “why care ?
What’s one less species here or there
Not either you or me my dear
Are any relative to that
Thing - she’s right - looks like a rat
The thing’s no ancestor of mine
Or yours - I’ll say we’ll be just fine
“put that rock down “ shouts the faun
“For goodness sake - what has she done ?
The thing’s not breathing
It is stunned “
“ I know the feeling “ says Tiresias
“that happens all the time round here
As I was saying - “
“lets be clear . This is not time to remenisc
Right now
That is the ancestor of mammals
Thats poets , rabbits , you and camels
No shepherds and no nymphs
“ no nymphs here anyway “ Tiresias
“ more’s the pity “
“ I think they’ve all gone to the city
“ I blame you “ “ I blame the EU
And the Germans “
“ I blame the shepherds - all they do
All day Is lean around on trees “
“well - we may come back to that
But first - we have to save this rat “
“ well use the urn to get some water “
“ we cant - the archeopteryx is in it
Shes’ not a bird to cross - she’ll bite me
“ I’ll go “ the Mothgirl says “ the bird
Can’t see me - or pretends she doesnt
Actually it is just to spite me - “
No time - the faun we cannot risk it
Well go and throw it in the pool
The Early Mammal starts to speak ......
But right now - we must save the rat “
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Arcady - Early mammal
A dreadful shriek rang through the woods
That’ll be the nun again
What is it now ? Enquired the faun
The nun had caught a look
The Early Mammal in her book
It was l
Was half way through Leviticus
Had only done this while she’d napped
She’d woken up - they’’d overlapped
And the nun was not impressed
To see a rodent in her vest
And being that she was in shock
She’d hit it with a rock
Oh dear - the faun - a problem here
The Mammal is her ancestor
Lets hope for her sake it revives
Or else that rock has changed our lives
The archeopteryx - “why care ?
What’s one less species here or there
Not either you or me my dear
Are any relative to that
Thing - she’s right - looks like a rat
The thing’s no ancestor of mine
Or yours - I’ll say we’ll be just fine
“put that rock down “ shouts the faun
“For goodness sake - what has she done ?
The thing’s not breathing
It is stunned “
“ I know the feeling “ says Tiresias
“that happens all the time round here
As I was saying - “
“lets be clear . This is not time to remenisc
Right now
That is the ancestor of mammals
Thats poets , rabbits , you and camels
No shepherds and no nymphs
“ no nymphs here anyway “ Tiresias
“ more’s the pity “
“ I think they’ve all gone to the city
“ I blame you “ “ I blame the EU
And the Germans “
“ I blame the shepherds - all they do
All day Is lean around on trees “
“well - we may come back to that
But first - we have to save this rat “
“ well use the urn to get some water “
“ we cant - the archeopteryx is in it
Shes’ not a bird to cross - she’ll bite me
“ I’ll go “ the Mothgirl says “ the bird
Can’t see me - or pretends she doesnt
Actually it is just to spite me - “
No time - the faun we cannot risk it
Well go and throw it in the pool
The Early Mammal starts to speak ......
But right now - we must save the rat “
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